Interview with the Speaker of the House

Dear Editor:

Reporter: Will there be a public option in the health care legislation?

Speaker Pelosi: Well lets er ah ah er see with er er a a er having said that er a a ha r er ma er a that should er a ha answer your question. Do you know what I mean er a ah in a some what unequivocal direction for all Americans. If not just ask the president or my fellow man er a ah a JOE the Plumber. I forget what's in the bill I never read it. Oh! Is my lip stick O.K. I don't want to look like a pig.

From the pen of

K Treger

Lehighton, Pa.