Gentle thoughts for today

• A penny saved is a government over sight

• He who hesitates is probably right

• Geese who flock together use your car as a septic tank

• Did you ever notice the Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL

• The real purpose for giving a child a middle name so he can tell when they are really in trouble

• Did you ever notice: When you put 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells theirs

• You know when you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks

• When are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth think abt Algebra

• Aging: eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

• Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. Amen

From the pen of,

K Treger

Lehighton, Pa