The P.O.T.U.S. (Pinocchio of the United States)

Trumpty Dumpty said “We need a wall”

“Mexico will pay for it all”

But this isn’t true as we all know

He tells more lies than Pinocchio

Collusion — obstruction — there hasn’t been any

Believed by some, but not by too many

My puppets named Sarah, KellyAnne and Rudy

All help me spread lies — they say it’s their duty

The Russians and Saudis and North Koreans

All are my friends — they’re great human bein’s

And the Electoral College is really a dream

With the popular vote I really got creamed

“I cheat on my wife — on my taxes too,

and oh how those women knew what to do”

He’s done NOTHING FOR SENIORS — we’re not on his list

of things deemed important — we just don’t exist

“But what’s all the fuss about — I find it quite odd

I thought you all knew — I’m better than God.”

Well don’t worry POTUS about the election

In the year 2020 we’ll make our selection

And off of your great wall you will fall

And take family with you — puppets and all.

P.S. — Letting the POTUS care for the American public

is like letting Col. Sanders baby-sit your chickens.

Denny Barron

Moore Township