Too much time

Editor:

People have got way too much time on their hands. Now they’re telling us Christmas songs are not what they seem. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is about bullying. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is about rape. Come on!

Then I guess, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is about adultery. “White Christmas” is prejudiced because it’s white. “Santa Baby” must be about prostitution. “The Little Drummer Boy” is demeaning to the poor. I could go on and on.

They’re just happy holiday songs and that’s all.

Anyone who’d believe anything else has got their head stuck where the sun don’t shine.

They should listen for the POP, that’s the sound it’s gonna make when they pull their head out!

Merry Christmas to ALL!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

A native Chunker,

Pete Bott

East Mauch Chunk